Sharon Osbourne’s c-word rant

Potty-mouthed mother Sharon Osbourne has threatened to shove Gene Simmons’ head up his wife’s fanny after he joked about her children’s drug habits.

The rock matriarch let rip to Blender magazine: "He'll always be C-list, and his wife's snatch has been rubbed on every pole in L.A. I'll fucking tear his head off and stick it up his wife's c*nt!"

So if the former Kiss front man is C-list, Sharon and Ozzy are what? Riding the crest of reality TV? Wow.

Gene can also expect a human faeces in the post - we reckon.