Friday, July 20, 2007

'To Catch A Predator' Helping To Keep Giant, Teen-Targeting Shlongs Off Our Streets

Despite a looming $100 million lawsuit, Dateline's tireless efforts to rid our communities of horny teen-diddlers continued last night with another edition of To Catch A Predator. Among their quarry, genetically blessed 29-year-old chat-room occupant "lovermangenuis" (pronounced LUV-er man-JYE-nuz). Enjoy the always wonderful To Catch A Predator Players' stirring performance of the budding lovers' online exchange, wondering all the while what it is about having your bodybuilding and junk-spotlighting glamour photos splashed all over primetime TV in pursuit of some sweet and slow teeny-bopper action might drive someone to suicide.