The Littlest Paparazzo

While perhaps not the "let's just burn down the whole damn city and start over" call to arms represented by the Sunset Tan clip of the mom who spent $1300 to have her grade-school daughter Mystic-bronzed to a color that would help her really pop in her class photo, this Inside Edition piece on L.A.'s youngest paparazzo might at least make you feel like tossing a Molotov cocktail onto the patio of the Ivy. At just 14 years old, the precocious lil' pap is still probably a couple of years away from his first high-speed chase down Robertson Blvd., leaving hope that he'll find a new hobby before he has a chance to induce a crash with a peer like Emma Roberts or Dakota Fanning.