Tara Conner the Naughtiest Miss USA

December 15

Reigning Miss USA Tara Conner’s recent actions at a New York City Club prompted rumors that she may be dethroned. Citing “inappropriate behavior”, the Miss USA organization recently met with NBC to discuss the matter.

Sources tell TMZ that executives from the Miss USA organization and NBC (which broadcasts the pageant) met Tuesday to discuss Conner and alleged incidents of her inappropriate behavior, including her conduct at New York City bars. While no one from the pageant would comment on the rumored troubles, several sources tell TMZ that a big announcement is expected some time Thursday. (TMZ)

However. Donald Trump, who for some reason owns the pageant, has all the deets on this story.

“Reports that Miss USA is being ‘dethroned’ are absolutely not true.” He then said that Conner is “going through some personal problems and difficulties right now which could affect her ability to reign. We are right now looking into what we can do to work with her and what we will do about her reign going forward.” (NL)

If the personal problems are anything like persistently drunk whore and the difficulties are a weakness for jello shooters, then I think I just fell in love. God Bless America.