Booking Johnny Drama

The new e-mail newsletter from Esterman Entertainment--the go-to personal appearance agency for when you absolutely, positively have to a former Real World cast member pouring tequila shots at your nightclub's next Wild Wednesday promotion--features the impressive "get" of current Best Supporting Actor Emmy nominee Kevin Dillon, a striking upgrade from the Sunset Tan-quality celebrities usually on offer.

At $15,000 per event plus expenses, Dillon's services don't come cheap, but we suppose the premium is an intentional one meant to distinguish the actor from downmarket fictional counterpart Johnny Drama, who requires no compensation beyond the promise that he'll have the opportunity to score some Viking Quest groupie tail immediately after his shopping mall ribbon-cutting responsibilities are complete.