Monday, September 10, 2007

Paris Hilton Debuts New Middle-Aged Mane

Somewhere between Lynwood and Las Vegas, Paris Hilton matured -- into a 56-year-old Palm Beach matron!

Bring the car around, Jeeves!

Paris Hilton

The chronologically 26-year-old turned up at the VMAs on Sunday -- in this shellacked, short blond, cover-my-gray 'do -- looking like a Sunshine State news anchor meets Ivana Trump!

That's not hot!

Paris has gone from flashing her goods -- to flashing her AARP card!