Thursday, August 02, 2007

Lindsay Lohan Believes She Queen of the World

Lindsay Lohan

Turns out Lindsay Lohan really IS a real mean girl. A former friend is telling Splash News Online that Lindsay claims she’s ‘The greatest actress in the world! No one’s even close to me right now!’ Well! I guess you have to have a pretty hefty ego to be a starlet, but she’s not exactly on top of the world right at the moment. She’s on the verge of being poison for movie producers considering her current movie is a flop and her primadonna behavior on sets is costly for movie makers.

Splash News Online says,

Harsh words from a chick that has two recent major movie flops, two rehab vacations, two DUI’s, was caught on camera snorting coke all by the tender age of 21.

It gets a lot better though. The former friend told Splash what Lindsay has to say about the stars she perceives as her competition.

  • Scarlett Johansson, you are: -”Ugly, fat, and have no talent.”
  • Jessica Simpson, you are: -”Someone who can’t sing and are as dumb as f#ck.”
  • Sienna Miller, you are: -”a no talent crackhead.”
  • Keira Knightly, you are: -”a flat, shallow, cardboard cutout of an actress.”
  • Jessica Biel, you are: -”a phony, scheming, joke of an actress.”

Don’t ya know that’s just devastated these other women. They’ll probably worry about it the entire time Lindsay is in prison for multiple DUIs, narcotic possession, kidnapping, hijacking a car, etc.