Saturday, August 12, 2006

Paris Hilton Buries Goat Next To Marilyn Monroe
In Hollywood ceremony...

By: Lowri Williams on

Paris Hilton has stunned Hollywood locals with her plans to bury her pet goat at the West Wood Village Memorial Park next to the memorial of screen legend Marilyn Monroe.

A plot had been secured in the cemetery under the name of Billy Hilton and it was assumed it was for a Hilton family member.

Local and people with plots are disgusted by Hilton’s plan to bury an animal in the very human memorial park.

One local gentleman said: “It’s absolutely disgusting. Paris booked the plot for ‘Billy Hilton’. And everyone was very understanding about it, because they presumed it was one of her relatives.

“But it has transpired that it’s just an old goat. Normal people are content to bury their pets in the garden and done with it. But not Paris.

“This is one of the most prestigious cemeteries in the world, and it’s certainly not for animals. It should be reserved for beloved superstars.”

So Paris won’t be getting in when she pops her clogs then…