From stripper to screenwriter
As far as Hollywood discovery stories go, 28-year-old Diablo Cody's is one of the more satisfyingly original. A self-described pale office geek from Minneapolis who on a whim years ago entered the sex trade as a stripper, phone sex worker and peep show performer, Cody was gaining notoriety online for simultaneously writing a saucy and profane blog detailing her exploits.
Enter Mason Novick of the management firm Benderspink. "I don't know exactly what I was doing on the Internet, but … we'll call it what it is," he says. "I mean, yes. I was reading her dirty, dirty blog, and it was funny." Novick eventually cold-contacted her, discovered that she had a memoir lying around and got it to a literary agent, who sold "Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper" for six figures a few weeks later.
Novick then asked for some movie ideas, and by Valentine's Day 2004 Cody, who had since abandoned sex work for a job at a local newspaper, sent him a completed screenplay called "Juno" that burned with the same incredibly original voice that had made her blog such a unique read.
A bittersweet portrait of a 16-year-old Minnesota girl who muddles her way through an unplanned pregnancy and a tenuous relationship with potential adoptive parents, the script suddenly had everyone in Hollywood scrambling to find the woman behind the voice.
I've read the Sept. 10 draft, and I can see why. "Juno" bursts with outrageous comedy centered on a cockeyed protagonist much like Cody herself, who is alive with flip one-liners, a handy hamburger phone and sexuality that's aggressive and sweetly innocent in equal measure. Every other page made me laugh out loud.
It's verbally raunchy in the most entertaining way, and no line of dialogue or descriptive element is left standard — Cody could give a seminar on clever and inventive dialogue.
Now Cody's manager, Novick is producing the film for Mandate Pictures with Russ Smith and Lianne Halfon, producers of the similarly acerbic "Ghost World." "Thank You for Smoking" writer-director Jason Reitman has recently replaced Brad Silberling as the film's director, and he and Cody are in the process of fleshing out some of the adult characters with an eye to start shooting in early January.
Ellen Page ("Hard Candy") and Michael Cera (George-Michael Bluth on "Arrested Development") are the probable candidates to play Juno and her hapless accidental stud, Bleeker.
"I don't know if it'll ever feel real to me," says Cody, who, now married, still lives in Minneapolis. (Diablo Cody is not a stripper pseudonym, it's a nom de plume the erstwhile Brook Busey-Hunt devised on a road trip in Wyoming: "It sounded kind of bad…. I need all the false bravado I can possibly muster," she says.) "It was so serendipitous and so random that it still feels like I'm in an alternate reality. I always wanted to be a writer, but I imagined I would be a really pretentious poet type. I never, ever envisioned myself writing movies. But this is way better."
No kidding.
After Mandate picked up "Juno," Warner Bros. slipped a few hundred-thousand-dollar bills under Cody's creative garter to write two more scripts. She's just filed the first, "Time and a Half," another dark comedy about a recent college graduate having her "mid-20s crisis," that is going out to directors.
A huge fan of "The Descent," Cody is next looking to write an action or horror movie, but only after finishing the TV pilots she owes Sony and DreamWorks. As an extra bonus, work meetings no longer require a sheet of protective glass. "I hope I can be an inspirational story to all," she jokes. "I should do my own Lifetime movie."
But the real lesson here, as Novick has proven, is that surfing porn at work can no longer unilaterally be written off as unproductive. "I gotta hand it to him, because I don't know many people whose instincts would have led them in that direction," says Cody, crediting Novick's management for much of her success. "Naked women on the Internet are not usually thought of as being fonts of screenwriting talent."
