Xenu is coming for Tom Cruise

Xenu - former intergalactic ruler (source = OT III)

Dedicated Scientologist Tom Cruise is reportedly afraid that deposed intergalactic ruler ‘Xenu’ is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth and is looking into building a underground bunker at his Colorado home.

The UK Firm Powerhouse have designed a bunker fit for the entire Cruise family at the cost of $10 million.