Mischa Barton is absentminded
December 10

Here’s a picture of Mischa Barton after a recent lunch with vagrant-boyfriend Cisco Adler. Notice how Mischa forgot to zip up her fly. In Mischa’s defense, those pants look so damn tight that I doubt she could get the zipper up anyways. The button would probably just snap and come flying off like a bullet. You thought Iraq was dangerous? Try hanging around this waif when she’s putting on her jeans.